Kevin Federline Jokes / Recent Jokes

Mr. Spears announced he will write an autobiography so people will have a better understanding of who he is. Federline will write the book as part of a Learning Annex class he's taking called, "Autobiography Writing For Talentless Douchebags With Nothing To Say."

According to the managers of the Chicago House of Blues, attractive down syndrome victim, Kevin Federline took a Sharpie marker and wrote the following message on a dressing room mirror "Today I'm a free man. Ladies look out. Fuck a wife. Give me my kids bitch." - K.Federline. With writing skills like this it makes you wonder why his album sales have done so poorly. Being out sold by such discs like Mike Tyson's "Songs to Rape To" and Stephen Hawking's single "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
It has been reported that after the discovery of K-Fed's (I feel dirty just from typing that) deep message, he has been tapped to replace Daniel McGoarty as President Bush's head speech writer.

Scientists announced Monday that they have developed a t-shirt that turns the strumming of an air guitar into music. An engineer on the project says, “It’s an easy-to-use, virtual instrument that allows real-time music making even by players without musical skills.”
The company also revealed that they could be certain of this because the device had first been tested on Kevin Federline.

Kevin Federline's concerts are being cancelled, "due to lack of interest." It must be embarrassing to cancel an open mic.

...Kevin Federline reportedly has been offered $1 million to lose weight after tipping the scales at 235 lbs. Federline will earn the money if he can lose 45 lbs. Britney Spears will double it if he loses the other 190.