Kantibhai Jokes

Kantibhai Lalloobhai, emigrating to Europe by ship happened to share the table with a Frenchman. As they met for the repast, the Frenchman bowed and wished him bon appetit. Kantibhai, believing the other man was introducing himself, responded,' Kantibhai Lalloobhai.'

So it went on at every meal till a friend told Kantibhai what bon appetit meant. The next time he encountered the Frenchman, Kantibhai bowed and said bon appetit. The Frenchman responded,' Kantibhai Lalloobhai.'

One day Jaganbhai meets Kantibhai while shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
“It’s my wife Rupaben birthday tomorrow. ” Kantibhai said. “Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday. ”
“And??? ” Jaganbhai asked.
“Well, she said ‘Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it”.
“So, what did you get her? ” asked Jaganbhai.
Kantibhai replies, “I bought her a deck of cards! ”