Kalam Jokes

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    While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
    Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says
    that,
    it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
    Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
    "Allow me to demonstrate."
    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
    Minister,
    please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father
    has a
    child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Manmohan immediately responds, "It`s me, Sir! "
    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up
    and
    says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.
    President. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon
    returning to Washington, decides he`d better put the Condoleeza more...

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