Joplin Jokes

The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin two jackets?" " Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"

The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "' Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Joplin.
Joplin who?
Joplin anytime you like!