Jamie Jokes

Jamie admits he should have waited for Miley to break up with her dad before suggesting a sex tape.

Jamie and Suzie were walking down the street pushing their dolls in doll strollers. Jamie -
"Where did you get your baby?"
Suzie -
"The Sears Catalog."
Jamie -
"How much did it cost?"
Suzie -
"Twenty-five dollars."
Jamie -
"How long did it take?"
Suzie -
"About three weeks. How about you, where did you get your baby?"
Jamie -
"The JC Penny Catalogue."
Suzie -
"How much did it cost?"
Jamie -
"Ten dollars."
Suzie -
"How long did it take?"
Jamie -
"About five weeks."A short time later, they passed a woman pushing a real baby in a stroller. Being curious, they asked the woman where her baby came from.
"I got my baby from the General Hospital."
Jamie -
"How much did it cost?"
Woman -
"About a thousand dollars."
Suzie -
"How long did it more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jamie!
Jamie who?
Jamie'n you don't recognize my voice!

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

"Davey, what sound does a cow make?"
Davey replied, "It goes' 'moo''."

"Alice, what sound does a cat make?"
Alice said, "It goes' 'meow''."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
Jamie said, "It goes' 'baaa''."

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes...' 'click''!"

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions."Davey, what sound does a cow make?"
Davey replied, "It goes' moo'.""Alice, what sound does a cat make?"
Alice said, "It goes' meow'.""Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
Jamie said, "It goes' baaa'.""Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes...' click'!"