Jaffa Jokes

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    Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning because there was a distinct chill in the air due to the temperature dropping below 73ºF.
    Carefully fold each item, and place in clothes hamper.
    Walk to bathroom. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh immediately.
    Look at your womanly figure in the mirror, and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you¹re getting fat.
    Position the shower nozzle pointing away from you, and turn on the water.
    Get into the shower, once you have found it through all that steam.
    Look for face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
    Wash your hair once with Cucumber & Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Wash your hair again with Cucumber & Lamfrey Shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Wash your hair once again (just to make sure) with Cucumber & Lamfrey Shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Condition your more...

    How To Shower Like a Woman

    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks

    2. Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do
    more sit-ups.

    4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, and pumice stone.

    5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

    8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
    11. Shave armpits and legs

    12. Turn off more...

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