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    You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual honor given to the person who did the
    gene pool the biggest service by killing/injuring themselves in the most extraordinarily
    stupid way.
    The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top
    of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
    In 1996 the winner was an air force sergeant who attached a JATO (rocket) unit to his car
    and crashed into a cliff several hundred feet above the roadbed.
    And now, the 1997 winner: Larry Waters of Los Angeles -- one of the few Darwin winners to
    survive his award-winning accomplishment. Larry's boyhood dream was to fly. When he
    graduated from high school, he joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot.
    Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. When he was finally discharged, he had to
    satisfy himself with watching jets fly over his backyard.
    One day, Larry, had a bright idea. He more...

    [email protected] swears this really happened to him...
    OK. Here goes. I was 17, and had mentioned to my father that I was thinking
    of buying a rubber boat for use as a scuba platform. My father managed to
    get me one from the F.A.A. where he worked. (Don't ask, I never did).
    What he brought me was one of those Air Force survival rafts that they issue
    to bomber crews with up to 10 men. I couldn't wait to test it, so I called
    Jason, and told him to come on over. I took the back seat out of my VW bug,
    and laid the seat back down. This makes a VW bug kind of like a hatch back
    without the hatch. Jason got over to my place, just as our girlfriends showed
    up. They had come over to see if we wanted to go swimming. I crammed the
    raft, and both girls in the back of the VW (it was really tight), and Jason
    in the passenger seat up front, and took off.
    I got onto IH35 in Oklahoma
    City to head for one of the area lakes. The windows more...

    Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced
    You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual honor given to
    the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing
    themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
    The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which
    toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out
    of it.
    In 1996 the winner was an air force sergeant who attached a JATO unit
    to his car and crashed into a cliff several hundred feet above the
    roadbed.
    And now, the 1997 winner: Larry Waters of Los Angeles - one of the few
    Darwin winners to survive his award-winning accomplishment. Larry's
    boyhood dream was to fly. When he graduated from high school, he
    joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot. Unfortunately, poor
    eyesight disqualified him. When he was finally discharged, he had to
    satisfy himself with watching jets fly over his backyard.
    One day, Larry, more...

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