Hydrochloric Jokes

WHEN PROFESSOR SAYS:
YOU WRITE:
"Probably the greatest quality of the poetry of John Milton, who was born in 1608, is the combination of beauty and power. Few have excelled him in the use of the English language, or for that matter, in lucidity of verse form, 'Paradise Lost' being said to be the greatest single poem ever written."
John Milton - born 1608
"When Lafayette first came to this country, he discovered America. The Americans needed his help if their cause was to survive, and this he promptly supplied them."
Lafayette discovered America
"Current historians have come to doubt the complete advantageousness some of Roosevelt's policies"
Most of the problems that now face the United States are directly of traceable to the bungling and greed of President Roosevelt.
"...it is possible that we do not understand the Russian viewpoint..."
Professor Mitchell is a communist
"The puissance of hydrochloric more...