Hammered Jokes

A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn't feel that the natives were friendly. "At 4 o'clock every morning," he told a friend, "they hammered on my bedroom door, one the walls, even on the floor and ceiling. Heck, sometimes they hammered so loud I could hardly hear myself playing the bagpipes."

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. ”You, sir, are drunk! ”
“And you ma’am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober! ”