Hairdresser Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them off, but the blonde protested.
"You can't take those away from me -- I'll die without them!"
The hairdresser sighed, and tried to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde wouldn't budge. So she began cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde feel asleep, and the hairdresser figured she could remove the headphones for a few minutes. But shortly thereafter, the blonde collapsed, dead on the floor. The hairdresser, confused, picked up the headphones, which were repeating "Breathe In, Breathe Out."

A GENT with a sparse growth of hair on his head went to a hairdressing saloon for a haircut. When the hairdresser informed him that the charge would be two rupees higher than the usual rate, he demanded to know why. The hairdresser explained that the extra charge was for searching for the hair to be cut!

A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to cut her hair but the blonde just screamed "NO, DONT DO IT!"
In a few minutes the blonde fell asleep from all the thinking she had to do to pick out a hairstyle. The hairdresser takes off the headphones and in a few minutes the blonde dies.
The hairdresser, shocked, then hears the headphones. It was repeating the words "Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale...."

A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them off, but the blonde protested."You can't take those away from me - I'll die without them!" The hairdresser sighed, and tried to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde wouldn't budge. So she began cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde feel asleep, and the hairdresser figured she could remove the headphones for a few minutes. But shortly thereafter, the blonde collapsed, dead on the floor. The hairdresser, confused, picked up the headphones, which were repeating "Breathe In, Breathe Out."

A blonde went to the hairdresser for a haircut wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asked her to remove them but the blonde protested and said she would die without them.
The hairdresser did her best to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde refused to remove them. So, the hairdresser proceeded to cut her hair around the headphones and noticed a few minutes later that the blonde had fallen asleep. Thinking this would be a good time to remove them, the hairdresser took them off the blonde's head and finished cutting her hair. It was then that the hairdresser discovered the blonde was dead.
Being totally confused, the hairdresser picked up the headphones and listened to them. All she could hear was "Breathe In, Breathe Out, Breathe In, Breathe Out."

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens. She hears:? Breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out."

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day. She’s just skating along in her lycra shorts, smiling at everyone, listening to her Walkman. She decides that she really needs a haircut. She skates into the first salon she sees and goes up to the hairdresser and says, “I need a haircut. ” The hairdresser checks her out and says, “OK, sit down and take off your headphones. ” “No way! ” shouts the blonde, “If I take off my headphones, I’ll die! ” “Then I can’t give you a haircut, ” replies the hairdresser. So the blonde gets up and leaves and skates further down the board-walk. She sees another salon, goes in, and says to the hairdresser, “I need a haircut… but you can’t take off my headphones or I’ll die! ” The hairdresser looks at her a little weird, but says, “OK, no problem. Have a seat. ” So the blonde sits down and the hairdresser comes up behind her, and when she isn’t looking, he rips the headphones off her head. Suddenly the more...