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A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love. Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come fromthere's really only one.""Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?""Well, there's a man and there's a woman. . . ""Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"

Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what their I. Q. is--hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation from there. The day of Bob's party rolls around, and when the first guest knocks on the door, Bob asks the person what her I. Q. is."200, 000" replies the first guest."Well, that's great," says Bob, let's talk about ethereal astro physics. Bob and this first guest talk about the aforementioned subject for a while. Later in the party, someone else is at the door. "Hi my name is Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I. Q.?"The new guest responds with "250"."Great," says Bob. "Lets talk about advanced math. Bob and his new guest talk about calculus and statistics for awhile. Much later in the party, after many more guests had arrived and been spoken to by Bob, yet another guest arrives at the door. "Hi, my name's Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I. more...

America And Intellegent Were Best Friends. Once A Chief Guest Came In Their School. America Said: When The Chief Guest Will
Come I Will Hide In The Bathroom. Next Day The Chief Guest Came Chief Guest: Who Is Intellegent Here? Intellgent Thinks
Chief Guest Is Calling Him. He Raises His Hand. Chief Guest Says: Tell Me Where Is America? Intellgent Says: Sir America Is
In The Bathroom. Chief Guest Thinks:????????????

Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.

"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

"Toilette pepper!"

After a party, the guests discussed how far they needed to travel before they could reached their beds. One particularly drunk guest said, "I'm the nearest." A few other guests muttered: "No, the host is the nearest." The drunk guest mumbled: "Not so. He has to walk all the way to his bedroom. All I have to do is to collapse on the floor here."

A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passed out a sample of it."