Glen Jokes / Recent Jokes

...singer Glen Campbell was arrested in Germany for being under the influence of alcohol & drugs.............like a Rhine-stoned cowboy.

When Glen answered his phone, he heard a woman on the other end say, "Hi, Glen. This is Donna speaking. Remember we met about four months ago?"
"Donna?" Glen replied. "About four months ago?"
"Yes, that's right," Donna said. "It was at David's apartment. After the party, you drove me home. On the way, we parked and got in the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
"Oh, I remember!" Glen exclaimed. "Donna! How are you?"
"I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself," Donna screeched.
"Hey, you really ARE a good sport!" Glen retorted.

Sam and Glen were chatting, when Sam said, "Last night, my wife caught a Peeping Tom and I'm sure she would have killed him if I hadn't stopped her."
"He must have made her really angry, peeking at her like that," Glen replied.
"Actually, that's not what made her the angriest," replied a grinning Sam.
"It's not?" asked Glen.
"No," Sam replied, "she got furious when he reached in and closed the curtains!"

Glen bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," Glen replied, "but where the heck was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!"
"Wait honey," Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?"
"Fine, let's hear your story," Donna replied.
"Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Glen. "I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me."
"Then," Glen continued, "I showed her to the door and more...