Gleam Jokes

"You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals."

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,
while walking through the heather the lass says;
"ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!
wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?
Well she says "i can tell by the gleam in your eye."
Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee jordy i can tell you want
to give me a kiss".
"well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?"
"ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!"
Walking along a bit further she says "wee jordy i can tell you want to
make love to me".
he says, "aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!"
"No!" she says... "by the tilt in your kilt!"

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland, while walking through the heather the lass says;"ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand! wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how can you tell? Well she says "i can tell by the gleam in your eye."Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee jordy i can tell you wantto give me a kiss"."well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?""ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!"Walking along a bit further she says "wee jordy i can tell you want tomake love to me".he says, "aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!""No!" she says... "by the tilt in your kilt!"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland, while walking through the heather the lass says;"ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand! wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how can you tell? Well she says "i can tell by the gleam in your eye." Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee jordy i can tell you wantto give me a kiss"." well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?" "ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!"Walking along a bit further she says "wee jordy i can tell you want tomake love to me". he says, "aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!""No!" she says... "by the tilt in your kilt!"