Ghar Jokes / Recent Jokes

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa: Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!

Teacher-Do You Know The Meaning Of Tamsomajyotirgamay. Student-Yes, Tum So Jao Ma Main Jyoti Ke Ghar Ja Raha Hoon.

Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa: Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet: Phone mere liye tha!

Ek baar ik banda gwandia de ghar manja lain gaya, gwandi kehnda yaar sade ghar 2 hi manje ne 1 te main te mera bappu 2je te meri gharwali te meri maa sonde ne,
oh banda kehnda tussi vi hadd kar di......., manja nahi dena na deo par soya ta tareeke nal karo...