Genealogy Jokes

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    Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.

    'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse.
    The dining room table with clutter was spread
    With pedigree charts and with letters which said...
    "Too bad about the data for which you wrote
    Sank in a storm on an ill fated boat."
    Stacks of old copies of wills and the such
    Were proof that my work had become much too much.
    Our children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.
    And I at my table was ready to drop
    From work on my album with photos to crop.
    Christmas was here, and of such was my lot
    That presents and goodies and toys I forgot.
    Had I not been so busy with grandparent's wills,
    I'd not have forgotten to shop for such thrills.
    While others had bought gifts that would bring Christmas cheer;
    I'd spent time researching those birth dates and years.
    While I was thus musing about my sad more...

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