Geenie Jokes

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".

The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."

So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!

Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"

The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"

The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."

The man says "Oh, Okay!"

The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.

The bar tender rubs the lamp and more...

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OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".
The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."
So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!
Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"
The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"
The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."
The man says "Oh, Okay!"
The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.
The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops more...

A BLONDE, BRUNETTE, AND A RED HEAD..WERE STANDED ON A DESSERTED ISLAND...THEY WERE WALKING AND WALKING AND WALKING AND SO ON... THE RED HEAD FINDS A BOTTLE AND THERE WAS AN INSCRIPTION ON IT BUT IT WAS COVERED IN SAND SO SHE RUBS IT OFF ALL OF A SUDDEN A SUDDEN MIST OF SMOKE COMES OUT FOLLOWED BY A GENIE..."WOW" THE RED HEAD EXCLAIMS...THE GENIE SAYS,"NOW NORMALLY I WOULD GRANT THE PERSON THAT LET ME OUT OF THAT GOD FORSAKEN BOTTLE 3 WISHES, BUT SINCE THERE ARE 3 OF YOU IT WOULD ONLY BE FARE IF I GRANTED EACH OF YOU A WISH" THE 3 GIRLS AGREED SO THE GEENIE ASKED THE RED HEAD WHAT IS YOUR WISH? THE RED HEAD REPLIES "I WISH I WAS AT HOME WITH MY FAMILY" POOF! SHE WAS HOME..SO THE GEENIE ASKS THE BRUNETTE WHAT IS YOUR WISH? I WISH I WAS AT HOME WITH MY FAMILY..POOF! SHE WAS HOME..THE GEENIE THEN TURNS TO THE BLONDE AND ASKS WHAT HER WISH IS? SHE RELPLIES.."I AM NOW ALL ALONE,"SO WHAT IS YOUR WISH THE GEENIE ASKS?," I WISH MY FRIENDS WERE BACK! more...

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box". The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano! Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?" The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer." The man says "Oh, Okay!"The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp. The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out! The geenie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is more...

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".
The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."
So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!
Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"
The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"
The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."
The man says "Oh, Okay!"
The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.
The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out!
The geenie says "Master, more...