Flipper Jokes

So there's this penguin driving across the Nullabour Plain (that's in Australia) and it's a *really* hot day - and that's bad news for a penguin.
So, the penguin is driving and saying "Sheesh" a lot and wiping his brow with his flipper then the car starts acting up! Bumpity bumpity bump...
"Oh great", thinks the penguin. To his relief, there is a service station not too far further along. He drives in, parks his car, hops out and waddles over to the mechanic.
"Can you have a look at my car?", says the penguin, "it's making a funny sound." "Sure" says the mechanic.
"Sheesh," thinks the penguin. "It's so hot!. I think I'll go inside to the air conditioning." So he waddles over and goes inside. He mooches around, flicking through magazines, killing time.
He decides he'll buy an ice cream to help him cool down. Then he goes back out to the car. "Sheesh," he says as he waddles back over the more...

Q: What do you get when you cross Flipper (a dolphin TV Star) with Jaws (shark from the movie Jaws)?
A: A fish that will bite you in half then save you from drowning.