Fishtank Jokes

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    A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking
    to an Mainlander.
    Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?
    Mainlander: Well, I'm a Psychoanalyst.
    Newfie: Psychoanalyst, What the Heck is that?
    Mainlander: It's hard to explain so I'll give you an example.
    Mainlander: Do you own a Fishtank?
    Newfie: Yes, I got a tank.
    Mainlander: Well, I bet you like fish then?
    Newfie: Yeah, I like fish.
    Mainlander: Well, if you like fish then you probably like the water.
    Newfie: Yeah, I love the water.
    Mainlander: Well, if you like the water, then you probably like to
    go to the beach.
    Newfie: I love to go the beach.
    Mainlander: I bet you like to look at girls in bikinis while you're
    at the beach.
    Newfie: You betcha.
    Mainlander: And as you're looking at girls on the beach I bet you think
    about taking them home and having your way with them.
    Newfie: Gosh, How did you know more...

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