Faux Jokes

JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars? " "What faux? " "To buy faux diamonds." "What do you need with faux diamonds? " "I have sixteen, but I need faux more." "Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds? " "No, just twenty, not twenty-faux. " "You CAN'T be faux real! Besides, I don't have faux dollars." "Thanks faux nothing! ""Why do you REALLY need faux dollars? " "Well, it's faux pas." "And why does pas need faux dollars? " "'Cause Ma SPENT all of his! "

JUST FAUX FUN
"Can you loan me faux dollars ?"
"What faux ?"
"To buy faux diamonds."
"What do you need with faux diamonds ?"
"I have sixteen, but I need faux more."
"Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?"
"No, just twenty, not twenty-faux ."
"You CAN'T be faux real! Besides, I don't have faux dollars."
"Thanks faux nothing !"
"Why do you REALLY need faux dollars ?"
"Well, it's faux pas."
"And why does pas need faux dollars ?"
"'Cause Ma SPENT all of his !"

JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars ?""What faux ?""To buy faux diamonds.""What do you need with faux diamonds ?""I have sixteen, but I need faux more.""Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?""No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .""You CAN'T be faux real! Besides, I don't have faux dollars.""Thanks faux nothing !""Why do you REALLY need faux dollars ?""Well, it's faux pas.""And why does pas need faux dollars ?""'Cause Ma SPENT all of his !"

JUST FAUX FUN

"Can you loan me faux dollars? "
"What faux? "
"To buy faux diamonds."

"What do you need with faux diamonds? "
"I have sixteen, but I need faux more."

"Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds? "
"No, just twenty, not twenty-faux. "

"You CAN'T be faux real! Besides, I don't have faux dollars."
"Thanks faux nothing! "

"Why do you REALLY need faux dollars? "
"Well, it's faux pas."

"And why does pas need faux dollars? "
"'Cause Ma SPENT all of his! "

There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX."
He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise.
The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX!"
They looked at him and said, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"