Farmhouse Jokes / Recent Jokes

A woman was driving through the countryside late at night when her car
broke down. Not knowing anything about cars, she started to walk. A
mile down the road, she came to an old country farmhouse and knocked
on the door until two young men came out.
"Kin we help ya, miss?"
"Yes, my car broke down about mile back. I wonder if you could drive
me to the nearest town so I can get a tow truck?"
"Well, now, the town's all shut up right now and don't open back up
until tomorrow mornin'. But ah'll tell ya what, miss, mah brother here
an ah'll tow yer car over to the farmhouse and you kin spend the
night here with us."
The woman thought, "Well, I really don't have a choice. Besides, I
can handle myself," so she agreed.
After the two brothers towed her car back to the farmhouse, and they
were getting ready for bed, the first one said, "Yah know, miss, we
only got one bed in this here house, more...

There once was a sheriff who, no matter what the situation, always said, "It could have been worse" after viewing the scene of the crime. It drove his two deputies absolutely crazy.
One day, the two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They both had been shot to death. When the deputies went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.
"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder and suicide. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here, he's going to say' It could have been worse' as he always does!"
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in more...

One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.
They drove around for hours, and it soon became late. The driver was geting rather tired and found it difficult to keep his eyes open.
Suddenly, the limo hit a huge bump and and the two men heard a terrible scream.
The limo driver stopped the car immediatly to see what had happened. Bill Clinton soon got out of the car also, to investigate.
"What happened?!" asked Bill.
"I ran over a pig," replied his driver.
Bill Clinton looked horrified.
"Well go over to that farmhouse and tell them what you did. That pig could have been their's."
So the driver walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door.
Bill Clinton waited in the limo for nearly 2 and a half hours.
Finally, the limo driver came back and got back into the car. Bill Clinton, infuriated that his driver had left him more...