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Extinction is Distinction
by Dinah Soar

Scientists fear that the Chinese white-fin dolphin known as the "goddess of the river" has been rendered extinct due to overfishing and increased shipping on the Yangtze River.
The extinction was termed "an accident" by a recent Scotland Yard investigation but Dodi Fayed suspects foul play.

Reverend Al Sharpton said he believed the only reason the media focused attention on the extinction was because the dolphin was white.