Distinguished-looking Jokes

The distinguished-looking gentleman asked the department-store floorwalker where one might purchase some personal stationery. He was directed to the notions department on the third floor, but in the crowded elevator he became confused and got off on the fourth floor by mistake. Approaching a sexy salesgirl standing near the elevator doors, he said, "Excuse me, miss, but do you have notions?"
"Sure," she replied, blinking her big eyes suggestively, "but I try to suppress them until after five o'clock."
"No, no, you don't understand," he stammered. "I mean to say, do you keep stationery?"
"Right up until the end," replied the salesgirl, "and then I just go all to pieces."