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    It is a little-known fact that the mother of famed game show host Monte Hall owns a company that provides exotic animals to zoos.
    Equally little known is the fact that a few years ago singer Dinah Shore was working to establish a zoo in the little Iowa town of Tripoli in honor of her relatives from there. As a long-time friend of Monte, Dinah naturally bought many of the animals from his mother.
    In fact, many truckloads of animals were shipped... from the zoo of Monte Hall's Ma to the Shores of Tripoli!
    (By Gene Baumann in The Pundit)

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Dinah!
    Dinah who?
    Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Dinah!
    Dinah who?
    Dinah is served! Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Dinah!
    Dinah who?
    Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eye!

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