Desan Jokes

On their visit to India, a desi, desan, and desi' s mother were in a boat in the Ganges at Varanasi. All of a sudden winds picked up and the boat started shaking. The mother, trying to test the son's loyalty, asked her son,' If the boat starts sinking, who will you save first, me or the bahu.' Well, desi was in trouble and unable to decide what to say. The desan said,' No problem, honey, you save your mother first.' The mother was very happy with her bahu and said,' Bahu, so nice of you.' The bahu looked around and saw a bunch of young men looking at her long legs in shorts and her sleeveless arms and said,' Mataji, he should save you, there are plenty of guys here waiting to save me.'

A desan' s daughter took admission in a college and was to live in a co-ed dormitory. The desan was very worried and warned her daughter that she would die if she ever found out that her daughter had male visitors in her room.

One Friday night, the desan kept on calling her daughter's dormitory. She was not there. The desan got worried. Finally at 1 o'clock she got hold of her daughter and asked angrily,' Where were you?'

'Mom, I was visiting a boy's room, so that his mother dies and not you.'