Brunett Jokes

Who would hit the floor First the blond or Brunett
Th Brunett would the blonde wuold stop halfway and ask for directions

A man found a blonde a brunett and a red head on an island he decides he is going to tell them three jokes if they laugh at them he will shoot them because they are very offending to him.
he tells the first joke and the red head starts cracking up so he shoots her.
he tells the second joke and the brunett starts cracking up so he shoots her.
half way through the third joke, the blonde starts cracking up and the man askes her why shes laughing so she tells him I just got the first joke.

Q.what did the brunett say after sex?
A.so what team do you guys play for

a blonde brunett and a redhead were all about to die. so first comes the brunett and the killers say ready aim and she yells earthquake so they all run and duck for cover she escapes.
so they all come back after they found out it was a false alarm. and now its the red heads turn ready aim and she yells tornado again they all run and duck for cover.
once they find out its a false alarm they come back. now its the blondes turn and they say ready aim and she screams fire.

if a 300 pound blonde and a 123 pound brunett jumped off a skyscraper who would hit bottom first?
the brunett, couse the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.