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    A man, who was an average golfer, was on the 11th tee at Augusta. He promptly shanks a shot into the trees. Upon discovering his ball, he found it to be next to a witch.
    The witch was stirring a pot of golfer's brew. The gentleman asked the witch what the brew was for. The witch responded that the brew would do two things; first he would become the best golfer in the world and secondly his sex life would go to hell. And like most golfers I know, he choose the brew and better golf.
    A year goes by and the man has won every major championship and is world renowned for his golf game. But, upon arriving at the 11th tee at Augusta, he hits a shot in the same woods where he reunits with the witch.
    The witch remembers him and asks, "How's your golf game?" He responds, "Fantastic!" Then she says, "How's your sex life?" He responds, "Not bad..."
    The witch says "Not Bad? What do you mean not bad??" The man says "Twice last more...

    Is it good to drink witchs brew? Yes, its very newt tricious!

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
    The wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the bible that man should do the coffee."
    The husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him the top of several pages, that it indeed says... "HEBREWS"

    An avid golfer hits his ball into the woods. As he goes to look for it, he stumbles upon a leprechaun who is brewing a mysterious concoction. "What are you making?" asks the golfer. "It smells wonderful." "This is a magic brew," says the leprechaun. "If you drink it, your golf game will improve remarkably, and you'll never be defeated." "Well, then, let me have some," says the golfer. "Have as much as you like," says the leprechaun. "But I must warn you, there is one serious side effect. It will almost certainly diminish your sexual desire." "I can live with that," says the golfer, and gulps down a full cup. The brew works. Just as the leprechaun predicted, the golfer defeats all challengers and within six months, he's the undisput- ed local champion. The golfer is delighted, and one day he goes back into the woods to thank his benefactor. "It worked," says the golfer. "It really worked! I'm more...

    Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!

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