Brad Pitt Jokes / Recent Jokes

An article in the New York Post on Thursday gushed over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new baby, Shiloh: "The 12-day-old darling... has dad Brad Pitt's baby-blue eyes and mom Angelina Jolie's lush, pouty lips." The article also had kind words for Shiloh's adopted foreign-born siblings: "They haven't robbed anyone yet."

Brad Pitt told the BBC that, "Becoming a parent is the best thing I ever did." He then whispered, "except for'Fight Club'. Don't tell Angie I said that."

Shiloh, the name of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new baby girl, apparently means "Messiah" or "peaceful one" in Hebrew. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have also given their daughter a Hebrew name, Suri, meaning "princess."


Either the Jews really do control Hollywood, or everyone's sucking up to the wrong people.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie allegedly got into a heated political debate about their preferred Democratic presidential candidates - Brad supports Barack Obama, while Angelina is backing his rival John Edwards. Both do agree that picking a candidate that will not win is the way to go.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have announced that they will be selling photos of their daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, and giving away the profits to charity. They've also announced that if anyone wants photos of their adopted children, Zahara and Maddox, they've got a garage full of'em. Just pick them up by tomorrow noon before they're taken to the dump.