Blueberry Jokes

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    class bell rings and the kids all go into class 5minutes later a boy walks in teacher says:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir teacher:detention after school 5minutes later another boy walks in teacher:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir teacher:detention for u 5 minutes later another boy walks in teacher:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir an then a girl walks in teacher:AND I SUPOSE URV BEEN ON TOP OF BLUEBERRY HILL TO
    girl:no sir i am BLUEBERRY HILL

    Q. What is blue and goes up and down?
    A. A blueberry in an elevator! Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberry?
    A. They're both blue, except for the elephant.Q: What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?
    A: A Blueberry Jam!Q. What do you get when you merge IBM and Apple
    A. Blueberry MacsMr. Spock: "What is the formula for PI?"
    Chekov: "Er...apple or blueberry, sir?"

    their this kid how cames in with no pants on the teacher asks him where were you and he on blueberry hill ok go get same pants on the second guy cames in with no pants on and the teacher asked him the same thing and he said i was on blueberry hill then they see this girl and the teacher asks her how are you am blueberry hill!!!

    A study says that drinking blueberry juice can improve a person's memory. There is a little catch though: You first have to remember what kind of juice to buy.

    There was this bartender working one shift then this guy comes in Naked and the tender says where did you come from? the guy says Blueberry Hill! Next another naked guy comes in and again the tender says where did you come from? the guy says Blueberry Hill! Next another naked guy comes in then, where did you come from? the guy says Blueberry Hill! Then a naked women comes in and the guy says wait let me guess you just got off blueberry hill? then she says how could i get off blueberry hill if i am blueberry hill???
    Then the tender says Can I go to BLueberry Hill? THen she replys Let me first open the entrance gate while you get the car ready??

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