Beyonce Jokes

Aretha Franklin is upset with Beyonce for calling Tina Turner the queen. Shame on you Beyonce we all know that Aretha Franklin is the queen--the Dairy Queen! The Burger Queen!

"What you want? You know I got it! All I'm asking is for a little:

Chicken
Hamburger with cheese
Roast
Duck
Steak
Mustard Greens
Hamhocks (oops, I got my own)
Grits and eggs
Pecan pie
Sweet potatoe pie

When you come home.

Due to constant harassment from male fans while promoting her latest album, Beyonce Knowles has traded in her security detail for a more effective approach. She has currently hired Two Cock Blockers

Beyonce and Eva Longoria will star as lesbians in the Victorian period piece, “Tipping the Velvet,” which promises to be the worst movie I’ve ever watched 17 times.

why did beyonce sing "to the left to the left"??

because balck people dont have any rights

Beyonce is on the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and is very excited to be part of all that masturbation.