Balding Jokes

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    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
    His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?"'
    "But why?" asks the man.
    "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
    He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
    His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
    The man says "I`m sending out 1, 000 Valentine cards signed, `Guess who?`"
    "But why?" asks the man.
    "I`m a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

    A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Im so mad, I cant even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and says, "Gimme another one." The bartender pours the drink, but says, "Now, before I give you this, why dont you let off a little steam and tell me why youre so upset?"So, the man begins his tale. "Well, I was sitting in the bar next door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me at the bar. I thought, "Wow, this has never happened before." You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later, the blonde leans over and asks if Id like to come back to her hotel to have dinner and talk for a while. I couldnt believe this was happening, r and I hadnt had a good meal in quite a while. I managed to nod my head more...

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
    The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.
    His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
    The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
    "But why?" asks the man.
    "I'm a divorce lawyer."

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
    His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
    "But why?" asks the man.
    "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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