Babys Jokes

You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of bird
definitely does not bring babys?
Swallows!

What was the policemans babys first words? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo!

A kid says to his Mum.
KID "Where do babys come from??????"
Mum "Babys come from stalks"
KID "Well who fucks the Stalk?????"

You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys? Swallows!

I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of anything other than horse racing?"