Ambivalent Jokes

Ambivalent? Well yes and no....

Ambivalent? Well yes and no...
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert...
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be... ?

Ambivalent? Well yes and no....

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Is it time for your medication or mine?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

I`m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Don`t bother me. I`m living happily ever after.

I started out with nothing still have most of it left.

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be. ..?

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.