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    A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are
    peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out
    the other fans.
    The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his
    grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man
    in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.
    The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."
    The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If
    it disturbs you, I will move."
    "It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game."
    A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits.
    Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.
    Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing
    me to sit more...

    A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans. The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there. The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game." The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If it disturbs you, I will move." "It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game." A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits. Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere. Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has more...

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