Affection Jokes

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    Poetic Love Letter

    Hot 2 years ago

    A Collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl,
    whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the
    courage to talk to her in person. so he decided to
    go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
    letter of proposal to her.
    this is what he wrote. .....
    my darling
    most worthy of your estimation, after a long
    consideration and much meditation, i have a strong
    inclination to become your relation.
    as to my educational qualification, it is no
    exaggeration or fabrication, that i have passed my
    matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
    very little concentrated preparation. what you say
    to the solemnization of our marriage celebration
    according to the population of the present generation.
    on your approbation of this application,
    i shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of more...

    Lettre romantique

    Hot 6 years ago

    Cher ami,
    Je suis toute Emue de vous dire que j'ai
    bien compris l'autre jour que vous aviez
    toujours une envie folle de me faire
    danser. Je garde le souvenir de votre
    baiser et je voudrais bien que ce soit
    une preuve que je puisse etre aimee
    par vous. Je suis prete a montrer mon
    affection toute desinteressee, et sans cal-
    cul, si vous voulez me voir ainsi
    vous devoiler, sans artifice, mon ame
    toute nue, daignez me faire visite,
    nous causerons et en amis franchement
    je vous prouverai que je suis la femme
    sincere, capable de vous offrir l'affection
    la plus profonde, comme la plus etroite
    amitie, en un mot: la meilleure Epouse
    dont vous puissiez rever. Puisque votre
    ame est libre, pensez que l'abandon que je
    vis est bien long, bien dur et souvent bien
    insupportable. Mon chagrin est trop
    gros. Accourez bien vite et venez me le
    faire oublier. A vous je veux me sou-
    mettre more...

    A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. HE WROTE: Most worthy of your estimation
    after a long consideration
    and much mediation.
    I have a strong indication
    to become your relation.
    As to my educational qualification,
    it is no exaggeration or fabrication
    that I have passed my matriculation examination;
    no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
    What do you say to the solemnization
    of our marriage celebration
    according to the glorification of modern civilization
    and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application,
    I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    it will be our argumentation of the more...

    A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
    HE WROTE:
    Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my atriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation. What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation.

    On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint more...

    Women believe if a pet cat strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.

    Women believe if a pet dog strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.

    Women believe if a woman strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.

    Women believe if a man strays, it's because men are scum!

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