Accomplice Jokes

A burglar alarm goes off in the middle of the night, and the police arrived just in time to collar the burglar as he was leaving the premises with a big bag full of loot. Soon, he was in court, facing a grim-looking judge."Did you have an accomplice?" asked the judge."What's an accomplice?" replied the crook."A partner. In other words, did you commit this crime by yourself?""What else?" demanded the culprit. "Who can get reliable help these days?"