237 Jokes

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went."How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101, 237. 64."

The boss said, "$101, 237. 64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

The kid said, "First I sold him a more...

An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks,' Do you have any sales experience?'
The Indian says,' Yeah, I was a salesman back home'.
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.' You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?'
'Of course,' the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down.' How many sales did you make today?
The Indian says,' One'
The manager groans,' Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales/day.
How much was the sale for?'
The Indian says,' $101, 237. 64.'
The manager exclaims,' What? $101, 237. 64? What did you sell him?'
The Indian replied,' First I sold him a more...