"You've grown up! Joke II" joke

Signs you've grown up!
1. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

2. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.

3. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

4. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p. m.

5. Dinner and a movie - it's the whole date instead of just the beginning of one.

6. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.

7. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

8. A $4. 00 bottle of wine is no longer' pretty good stuff'.

9. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

10. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi, Ho-Ho's.

11. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

12. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

13. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

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