"The cross of elephant with a kangaroo" joke

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, ''What can I do?''
The Colonel says, ''I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' more...

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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