"The cross of elephant with a kangaroo" joke

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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