"Trial" joke

Three men, a Scotsman, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were given a sentence of life inprisonment for manslauter in Saudi Arabia. When they got to the trial the judge said, "It is my daughter's birthday, so you will only be lashed 100 times."
They went to the whipman and he said, "Today is my birthday, you may all have a wish"
The Frenchman, who went firstm said, "I would like a pillow strapped to my back. "He got 33 painless lashes until the pillow broke. He then got hit 77 times on his back.
The Scotsman asked for two pillows. He got 66 painless lashes until the pillows broke. Then got 34 whips on his back.
The whipman said to the englishman, "England is a noble country, therefore you may have two wishes. The Englishman said,"Thank you, my first wish is to increase my number of whippings to the maximum 1000. My second wish is to have the frenchman strapped to my back."

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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ous:check math on the 33 lashes
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FUNNI:FUNNI!
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Ame:Haha that was insanely funny(; But whats wrong with the french?! LoL
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jada:love it
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Anonym:poor frenchman
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Anonym:that is funny XD
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