"Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas" joke
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to stay with you.
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling.
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities.
3. Days off from work.
2. Candles.
1 And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!
The cyclone
What did the cyclone say to the coconut tree?
. ... Hold on to your nuts' cos I'm gonna blow you hard!!
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.