* Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.
* Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100% steroids.
* Coming up with one too many during a head count.
* Having to break up a fight in the shower.
* Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.
* Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist.
* The fact that inmates get more cable channels than you do at home.
* Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks wa-a-a-y to familiar.
* Being on a first-name basis with a serial sex killer.
* Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.
* Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to # 93A44274.

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