"Short Father Christmas" joke
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck! What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ? Freeze a jolly good fellow! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause! Twinkle Twinkle chocolate barSanta drives a rusty carPress the starterPress the chokeOff he goes in a cloud of smoke! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws! Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws"! What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly? What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
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