"Rain in Texas" joke

A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does.""When?" asked the visitor."Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days
and 40 nights?"The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood.""Well," the rancher puffed up, "we got about half an inch that time."

THE COLONEL TO THE EXECUTIVE: At nine o'clock tomorrow there, will be an eclipse of the sun, something which does not occur every day. Get the men to fall out in the company street in their fatigues so that they will be able to see this rare phenomenon. Should it rain we will more...

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Jani Mordecai Simula:Unfortunately,human beings have difficulties in obeying or following simple instructions.Look at the simple instruction from The Almighty God,The One who created us.God says,"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."How many human beings obey this straight forward instruction in the world today?Give me the answer today please.Jani Mordecai Simulambo,the IGWE of all soccer coaches in the world today.FormerZambia Minister of Midfield,former captain of Zambia national soccer team
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