"Money Less!" joke

A man at a bar sees his friend at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he says, "You look terrible. What is the problem?" "My mother expired in August," he said, "and left me with $25, 000." that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," his friend continued, "My father expired, leaving me with $90, 000." Two parents gone in two months. You must be really depressed." "Last month my aunt died, and left me with $15, 000." "Three close family members lost in three months? That’s really sad." "Then this month," continued, his friend, "absolutely nothing!"

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she more...

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MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the more...

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A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies,' Ma'am you had twins! a boy more...

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Mark Cuban allegedly told Kenyon Martin's mom that her son is a punk.
Martin's mother retaliated by reminding him that he's the owner of the Mavericks.

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Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.

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