"Knock Knock - Uganda" joke
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Uganda.
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons? Because they didnt want to wait 40 years for a train!
Audrey Greyson was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief Audrey got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that Audrey loved to more...
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so they stopped the ambulance and more...
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...