"Just Once More" joke

The incident took place on the boat deck of the S. S. United States the first day at sea. A well-stacked young morsel, out for a stroll, bumped into an officer as both rounded a corner. They drew back, apologized, stepped forward and bumped again. A third try produced the same results. This time the officer courteously tipped his cap and said, "Just once more, miss-and then I really must go."

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