"Jatt Remembers, Too Late....." joke
One day a jatt was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted, "Santa Singh your daughter Preeti just got run over by a car on the road below".
The Jatt was in a panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeti.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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