"Duke It Out and Duke It In" joke

Pakistani society has remained bitterly divided over a set of Islamic decrees that require a woman to have at least four male witnesses to prove rape.
Since the reports, experts stated they are already seeing a massive increase in the popularity of lacrosse throughout the country.

I think, therefore I'm single.


After 9/11, the U.S. threatened to bomb Pakistan, "back to the Stone Age."
The plans were cancelled after Pakistan's president pointed out that the U.S. would be bombing his country up to the Stone Age.

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