"Customary Charges" joke

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say' $75.'. ..If his eyes don't flutter, say,' For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'...If his eyes still don't flutter, you add. ..'Each.'

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