"Real father" joke

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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